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oh to ride the wind, to tread the air above the din

Created on 2006-04-03 23:38:56 (#9953248), last updated 2009-12-25

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Name:alison
Birthdate:1979-05-27
Location:Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Website:http://members.aol.com/AlekaR/
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Want to know a little about me? Well, I don't smoke cigarettes. And that's because I know cigarettes are bad for you. And they're not sexy, or fun to smoke. And I don't drink beer. All day. Every day. I don't spend my weekends drunk off my ass on jagermeister smashing car windows. And I'm not drunk right now. I don't do drugs. That is, I don't smoke pot. You know..."reefer". And you know Special K which is a hospital anesthetic? I never tried that at a party on 25th Street. And it wasn't *really* cool. And I've never been arrested for shoplifting cds at Cheapo Records. And if you're wondering if I ever picked up three underage boys in Roseville, got them drunk, and then crashed their dad's Alfa Romeo, I would have *no* idea what you were talking about. So there you have it. The only thing I do that's questionable, and I'm not even sure it is, is sell babies on the black market. I mean, I make a lot of young married couples happy, and when you're buying in bulk, the profit margin per unit is just astounding.
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